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“Nobody does this to me, nobody does this to Kenny Dalglish”

— Roy Keane to Blackburn Rovers, 1993

“Porn is now illegal in the Ukraine, unless used for medicinal purposes.”

— Ukraine slaps ban on all porn • The Register

“Nickname
Ghost Panther”

— Adam McKay - Biography

“When you find a friend, you’ve found a treasure.”

— Blip on Vimeo

“its funny how some of the Liverpool fans are laughing. I’ve got one question for you, What will you do if Torres gets injured for ~3 months during the season? Use Ngog or Benayoun as your first choice striker? At least United will have Rooney, Berbatov and Owen to mix and match, with Macheda and Welbeck as last ditch. I wouldn’t mind if we used our buy-back for Rossi, although I don’t think he would want to play in England again… You’ll never win the league with only 1 first class forward”

— BBC - BBC Sport: Phil McNulty: Owen worth Man Utd gamble

“In four years at Newcastle, Michael Owen started 65 games and scored 30 goals. He is reported to have cost the relegated club an eye-watering £41m in fees and wages.”

— BBC SPORT | Football | Gossip | Friday’s gossip column

“Myspace was a reasonable idea, awfully applied. Facebook is a much better idea, applied in a much better manner.”

— BBC - dot.life: Facebook - growing up fast

“We don’t do focus groups,” he said firmly, explaining that they resulted in bland products designed not to offend anyone.”

— BBC - dot.life: Listening to Mr iPhone